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Thursday, April 20, 2006

WARNING! - THIS DOES NOT WORK!!





Someone is trying to get rich out of me!...Today I received this email in my 'Hotmail' account.
I cannot believe that whoever sent it would imagine that I, or anyone else, for that matter would be 'Sucked in'!

The email is riddled with grammatical errors! - Basically they are promising me 30% of $15,000,000 ( $4,500,000 ) if I send them my bank account details!!! -

Ha Ha Ha , they must think that I am the dumbest bunny in the forest!!

Read on, so that you can acquaint yourself with their style of letter and not be caught out yourself!

Date: Sun, 18 April 2006 04:58:06 AM
Reply-To: "joe.kekabu1"
Sender: Undercurrent Discussion List
Comments: RFC822 error: Incorrect or incomplete address field found and
ignored.
From: "joe.kekabu1"
Subject: TREAT VERY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT RESPONSES.
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;

From The Desk Of Joe Kekabu (Esq).
The Head Of File Department,
African Development Bank A.D.B
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa.
Phone (00226-7885 75 97)
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

("REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")

Compliment Of The Season,

On a very good day. I am (Joe Kekabu Esq),the Head of file Department in African developent bank (ADB).I got your contact from Yahoo tourist search.

When i was searching for a foreign partner i assured of your capability and reliability to champion this businees opportunity when i prayed to God or Allah about you.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15 million U.S.A dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in (Monday 31st July 2000) in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after five years, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60 % would be for me and my woman colleague. There after i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for thetransfer.

You should contact me on my number (00226-7885 75 97) immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Your’s faithfully,

Joe Kekabu (Esq.)

POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.As you finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very well over this business.

Notice how the last paragraph tells you to keep everything secret. - BULLSHIT!

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