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Thursday, April 20, 2006

WARNING! - THIS DOES NOT WORK!!





Someone is trying to get rich out of me!...Today I received this email in my 'Hotmail' account.
I cannot believe that whoever sent it would imagine that I, or anyone else, for that matter would be 'Sucked in'!

The email is riddled with grammatical errors! - Basically they are promising me 30% of $15,000,000 ( $4,500,000 ) if I send them my bank account details!!! -

Ha Ha Ha , they must think that I am the dumbest bunny in the forest!!

Read on, so that you can acquaint yourself with their style of letter and not be caught out yourself!

Date: Sun, 18 April 2006 04:58:06 AM
Reply-To: "joe.kekabu1"
Sender: Undercurrent Discussion List
Comments: RFC822 error: Incorrect or incomplete address field found and
ignored.
From: "joe.kekabu1"
Subject: TREAT VERY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT RESPONSES.
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;

From The Desk Of Joe Kekabu (Esq).
The Head Of File Department,
African Development Bank A.D.B
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa.
Phone (00226-7885 75 97)
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

("REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")

Compliment Of The Season,

On a very good day. I am (Joe Kekabu Esq),the Head of file Department in African developent bank (ADB).I got your contact from Yahoo tourist search.

When i was searching for a foreign partner i assured of your capability and reliability to champion this businees opportunity when i prayed to God or Allah about you.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15 million U.S.A dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in (Monday 31st July 2000) in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after five years, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60 % would be for me and my woman colleague. There after i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for thetransfer.

You should contact me on my number (00226-7885 75 97) immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Your’s faithfully,

Joe Kekabu (Esq.)

POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.As you finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very well over this business.

Notice how the last paragraph tells you to keep everything secret. - BULLSHIT!

MORE INFO HERE:http://www.svbizlaw.com/nigerian.419.letters27.htm

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Get rich ..........S L O W !



Ever Play Roulette??

If you're not in any rush to get rich you could always try this routine out.

Play the minimum bet on the roulette wheel ( usually around about $5:00 ) - Don't bet on a single number, bet on either Red or Black. Stick with your chosen colour and never change.

You stand to win 'even' money if your colour comes up. Therefore if you bet $5 and win you will get $10 back. ( Your winnings plus your original bet ).

The secret to making this work is to stick with it!

If you lose, bet again, only this time double your bet. For example if you bet $5 and lost, next time place a bet of $10. If you lose again, double your bet again to $20 etc.

Eventually ( almost 50% of the time ) your colour will come up and you will win. Everytime you win put $5 dollars away and start again with a new $5 bet. If you imagine doubling your bet each time you lose your betting cycle would be as follows, $5, $10, $20, $40, $80 eventually, in fact I guarantee, your colour will come up and you will be $5 in front again!!! -

Don't forget...put your winnings away and start again with a fresh $5 bet.

Everytime your colour comes up you will be overall $5 up.

I know this Blog is called "Get Rich Quick" but 'slow' is also good! - If you have the time give it a go! ...........

Good Luck!!

If you are a problem gambler use these links for free advice:

http://www.ncpgambling.org/

http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/

Monday, April 17, 2006

RAFFLE your PAY!



Here's an idea that a friend I know did when he was an apprentice. He told me that he got the idea from his father as it was something that his father used to do.

He was earning $75 a week working in a factory as an apprentice mechanic.

Every week he would raffle his pay!

There were some 200 staff where he worked and at a dollar a ticket there was nearly always at least 100 people interested, sometimes more! A dollar was nothing to these people and some probably even bought a ticket out of sympathy.

The winner of the raffle would get to keep my friends pay-packet and he would get to keep all the money from the raffle.

He tells me that on occassions he would more than double his pay for the week!!

Here's a link about apprenticeships in Australia: http://www.newapprenticeships.gov.au/

Here's a link to raffle ticket making software:http://www.number-it.com/home/raffleticket/index.asp

So get going and make some M O N E Y !

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

BLOG YOUR WAY TO WEALTH


What could be easier?

Take just 30 minutes to create a 'blog' on which people can advertise goods & services!
The advertisers then PAY YOU!!

What's a 'Blog'?

A Blog is a 'Weblog'.... Basically a small website on which you record daily events of your life or daily updates of a subject about which you are passionate. Keep it interesting and people will come back for more making you RICH!!!

That's the theory - Try it out - What have you got to lose?

Tip: - Use a commercially available software to create your Blog , It's easier than teaching yourself HTML ( Web Page code ).

Saturday, April 01, 2006

FREE DOLLARS FROM YOUR BANK!!


Ok...so it won't make you filthy rich but a free handout from the bank once in a lifetime is something to think about!

Get 2 credit cards from different banks.

After a month or so apply for a cash advance of say, $1000.00 from one of the cards.

Use the cash for whatever you like.

When it becomes time to repay the cash advance (usually before 30 days has elapsed) , use the other credit card for a cash advance to pay off the first. Repeat this process every 30 days swapping the cards you use each time.

As long as you keep the payments up you will incur no fees and you will have been given $1000.00 for nothing!! - The downside is when you die your next of kin will probably have to sell something to settle the balance.

To make it easier, ask you card provider about automated repayments. If you can set these up you will never have to think about it again!!

Any comments about this?


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